The best way to torture somebody to death is to lock him/her up in a room without a TV remote and put a morning show on the TV….Even seeing a glimpse of those morning shows will take his/her life. Guaranteed! I just saw a glimpse of these shows and was about to commit suicide. :/ (Ok it’s a bit exaggeration but trust me these shows s*ck big time!! )
Utho Jago Pakistan - Geo TV
So the show started off with the camera zooming three fat b*ms ( no exaggeration) dancing on a lavishly decorated stage and a lady laden with heavy jewelry, makeup and designer wear appeared from right in the middle of those fat b*ms and Ms Shaista Shodi joined her also..
It was really difficult to decide who was looking more pastry..!
So the intellectual discussion going on between them was: “Jab se morning show walon ne shadian shuro ki hain aur yeh raani emaan ne kapre dene shuro kiye hain, Farzeen ne jewelry deni shuro ki hai, to saare log yehi dekhte rehte hain yaar, nashta koi ni dekhta :O”
Never mind!!
Next came the bride and music was being played in the background: “Saada chiriyan da chamba ra, babul asaan ur jana”.
So the little birdie who was about to fly was no other than Javaria Saud originally married with Saud 8 years ago.
And what a melodramatic scene!! She was crying like crazy for perhaps getting fat after marriage or over her decision of marrying Saud in the first place. God knows better: /
Groom’s Entry: Saud sitting on a chair with his eyes wide open and his bhabi putting surma in his eyes. (But respect for him because his expressions revealed that deep inside he knew that audience watching him were showering him with lots of “Laan Taan”).
So the groom who a round protruding belly (infact Bella) and must had weighed over 85 kg was ready in maroon sherwani and black qulla and his chachian mamian bhabian were swirling money around his head to protect him from the evil eye. Maa sadqe Jaye !!
Good Morning Pakistan- ARY
Sadia imam’s departure was being shown. There were 10 – 15 people departing Sadia imam and she was crying like a small kid whose parents had promised her to buy her a new doll house on her birthday but they didn’t. And then she sat in a buggy with her groom and had gone with a music in the background “Babul ki duaen leti jaa, show ko rating bharmaar mile”… :/
Jago Pakistan Jago - HUM TV
Previously a macho man and my ex-crush but now he has gotten a bit of zanana touch in him - Fahad Mustafa anchors the show.
Even make up cannot contour hiss swollen eyes which he has gotten uummm probably due to late night sleeps: / .. Seeing him doing a pathetic show is always too much to take so I always change the channel before he reveals which designer sherwani he is wearing..!
The Maya Khan Show - Express TV
There comes the all time favourite. Jaan se pyari, Sub ki dulari---- Maya Baji
So there was one special episode in which she had called a peer baba and a girl whose body was possessed by a jin… And whole exorcism drama was being played on a live show.!!!
But I would give her credit for one thing. The dramatization seemed so real that my father who never believed in such thing was actually convinced that girl’s body was possessed by a Jin…. Now this is called a real achievement.
Other than this special show, most of time I’ve seen her doing shows on Saas Bahu k Maslay or same bandwagon of latkay jhatkay thumkay.
She is the one great lady who is always concerned about other people’s issues. Who is dating whom, Why saas is fighting with bahu, why husband wife are fighting with each other. Poor soul has a really sensitive heart … But surprising thing is that even after taking so much stress, she is gaining weight like anything. o_O
My sincere advice to her: Please concentrate on your diet,
Not on others domestic fights…
